why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break
an actual photo of me at school
WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE
OKAY FUN STORY TIME BITCHES: ABOUT A FEW YEARS BACK I HAD A SHIH TZU PUPPY NAMED TOBY. EVERY TIME WE CALLED HIM OVER HE WOULD RUN IN TO US IN THIS WAY. PICTURE A LITTLE SHIH TZU ADORABLE PUPPY RUNNING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAD AT YOU WHILST LIFTING HIS LITTLE PAWS TO DO THIS. I DIED EVERYTIME. SO I ASKED THE LADY WHO GAVE HIM TO US WHY HE DID THAT AND SHE SAID THAT IT’S REAL COMMON IN MALE PUPPIES TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT’S THEIR WAY OF EXPRESSING THEMSELVES AS FIERCE AND DOMINANT AS THEY CAN BE. IT’S THE EQUIVALENT TO A LION CUB PRACTICING HIS ROAR.
I SERIOUSLY CANNOT. OFMG
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
THOSE WERE THE DAYS: ”Robert Downey Jr.” on The Simpsons - S11E1 (aired on September 26, 1999)
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
um drake explain
😨😨😳😳 what the fuck
& still would go to Maury
Well would you look at that.
that’s all you drake, all you forreal
online friendships have prepared me for long distance relationships i am ready to date a boy in a touring band please deliver one to me asap
"your voice is annoying"
Oh thanks, let me just pick up another voice box from the store on my way home today you piece of shit
cry at home, be a bad bitch at school